Sardar starts shouting in a store......
Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper : There is nothing free with this
Sardar: It is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.

Banta and his son went fishing one day. After a couple of hours the son started getting bored, so he started thinking about the world around him. Out of his curiosity, he started asking his father a few questions.
“How does this boat float?”
Banta thought for a moment, then replied, “Don't rightly know, son.

Manager asked sardar at an interview.
-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife - Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”